- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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