- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock knock. Get out!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

smell the vitamin C

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??