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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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