so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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