What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Anti Joke

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