Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

You and your parents are going to die today

Justin Bieber

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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