A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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