What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.