- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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