What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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lets bomb africa

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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