- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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