what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Urban ghettos

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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