Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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