- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Who is John Galt?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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