- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Who is John Galt?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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