What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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all your base are belong to mark

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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