What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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