- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Nobody cares maddie!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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