- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Women's rights

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Penis.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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