- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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