The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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