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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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