- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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