- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My jeans

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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