- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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