- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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