- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

a chinese man pays the full price

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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