Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Niall Horan

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Anti Joke

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