- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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