- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What stops a train? A missile

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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