- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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