- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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