- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

feminism

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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