- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A muslim walks out of a plane.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

My Nan, that is all.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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