- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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