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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

justin beiber sucks

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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