Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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