- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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