Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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