- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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