- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

woman's rights

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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