The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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