Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Click here to end the world.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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