What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

woman's rights

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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