the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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