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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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