Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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