Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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