Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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i like turtles

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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