- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

* anti-punchline

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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