- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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