Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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