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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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