What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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