- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

. . I am a whale

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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