- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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