- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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