In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How old are you? 7

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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