- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where's my baby??

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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