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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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