- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Barack Obama.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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