- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Women's Rights

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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