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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

womens rights.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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