What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

knock knock come in !

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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