someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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