A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Anti Joke

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