What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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jews

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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