A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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