what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

my mind's eye?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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