Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

my mind's eye?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Anti Joke

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