- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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