- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

hashtags suck balls

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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