- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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