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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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