- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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