sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

360 NO SCOPE

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Anti Joke

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