- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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