- Anti Joke

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

The Morman Religion.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.