Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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