What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

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