Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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