When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Turkeys are obese

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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