- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

black chicken. kfc

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??