a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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