- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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