What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Guest what in the butt

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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knock knock come in !

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Communism hehe xd

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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