Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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