How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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