- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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