Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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