What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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HOLY COW!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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