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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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woman's rights

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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