what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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