- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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