- Anti Joke

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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