How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Kys

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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