- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Obama = ebola

Dead girls can't say no.

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