- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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