- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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