- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How would you rule?

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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