Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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