- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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