- Anti Joke

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright