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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Please don't shoot me

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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