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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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