- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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