A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Charlie Sheen

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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