- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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