Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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