- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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