Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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brittney griner

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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