What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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