- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man checks his mypsace

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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