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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man walks into a vagina

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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