why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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BIG MAC'S

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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