What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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