A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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