- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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