josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Cancer.

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My Butthole.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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